Schwink

Having your penis shrunk post-mortem for a conversation piece.

Did you hear about Bob? Yeah, he is going to get schwinked when he passes away.

by hutchdude April 3, 2017

schwengel

German slang word for Penis.

Hans hat einen kleinen Schwengel.

Hans has a small Schwengel

by Ze Real German November 30, 2020

Schmingledorf

When you're just so dumb it's hard to talk to you without getting upset

When someone is infuriating you with their dumbness just call them a schmingledorf cause odds are they won't know what it means and will just confuse them

by 69 sublime January 11, 2021

schwingle

Happy, go-lucky penis.

Must be Christmas, look at my smiley schwingle!

by Mighty Large April 26, 2007

Shwing

To announce to those surrounding you that you have grown an Instant Boner

Guy: Yo , look at that bitch, what you think?

Me: Lets just say, SHWING!

by Jon March 10, 2003

schling schlong

a penis, dick, cock, genitals, family jewels, weiner, wanker whatever you wanna call it.

Before you spanker her, cover your wanker. Don't be a ding dong cover your schling schlong.

by A. Aubrey May 11, 2006

shwing shwang

silly, slang term for male genetalia

He was punched in the shwing shwang and fell over in pain.

by Dick Bag January 13, 2008