Schweff

A guy who spends loads of time with girls and ditches his mates to be with them, but never gets any pussy.

Schweff: Yeah, Katie and I are like best friends. I think she likes me!

Schweff's Friend: Look mate, she doesn't like you as in she wants to fuck you. She likes you because you are a schweff.

by silent_deadly123 October 5, 2011

Schwebbing

The arm-flailing dance or any bodily motions done by a person or persons who have recently walked headlong into a spider's web.

You see a person walking in the distance, possibly between two trees, and you observe them suddenly schwebbing, flailing about wildly, attempting to rid themselves of the web now covering their head or body.

by Brandon Parent March 29, 2007

schweef

The extremely long hairs used in a combover

Wow, That guy's schweef got messed up outside in the wind

by BookmDanno February 29, 2008

schweaty

Someone who sweats an unnatural amount

'Schweaty was sweating buckets at elm last night.'

by mrs. o brien October 6, 2008

schwebby

A big chunky or chubby bitch that thinks she’s slim thick

Damn that’s a big schwebby

Yea me and the bro’s ran through a schwebby last night

by Young Nitro December 9, 2019

Schweffquipment

Equipment for schweff based activities. Usually in a bar or in a nightclub to pick up the ladies Schweffquipment will be required, such as : Cigarettes, Lighter, Extra-Money, Car, etc...

Person 1: you ready to hit the club, pick up some chicks?

Person 2: yeah man! let me get my Schweffquipment sorted first!

or...

Person 1: Why do you always carry cigarettes and a lighter when you don't even smoke?!

Person 2: 'Cos its part of my Schweffquipment dude!

by FrogDog91 November 9, 2011

schweh

Noise associated with Skangers in Dublin, Ireland.
Their accents have a 'schweh' sound to them.

Civil Folk: "Stop throwing stones at my window"

Skanger: "Schweh" (Could be translated to: "What's the story boss? I'm only buzzin' off ya").

by Graham O' Brien July 5, 2008