schwaimed

Wiping two bodily scented fingers underneath someone's nose.

Dude, you got schwaimed.

by D from Big D August 25, 2010

Schwasted

The act of getting so wasted you add "Sch".

-Can be used simultaneously with Schwipsy

1. Yo dude, I got so schwasted last night!

2. Yo dude, I cant wait to get Schwasted and Schwispy tonight!
- simultaneously with Schwipsy

by DubbinMau5 September 9, 2010

schwasted

beyond wasted or fubar-fucked up beyond all recoginition.
another way to say your lit or blasted or bombed.

dude i so schwasted last night.
man did you see dave he was schwasted.

by Razorsunrize aka Pat the Rat September 13, 2010

schwasted

Schwasted: when you are really drumk mixing shitty and wasted.

i am getting schwasted tonight.

by d.1-72 March 26, 2012

Schwasted

Shit Hammered Wasted

Look at that prick! He's sooooo schwasted lmao

by Annie Puthhar December 17, 2014

Schwampadomp

V. To do something with ease or success, and then rub it in the face of someone who can't pick it up as fast.

Eric: Hey Josh, you stacked it 3 times in about a minute! You gotta pick up your game!

Matt: Holy shit Josh, he just schwampadomped the shit out of you!

by USA-Today July 14, 2014

Schwashed

The act of being extremely drunk

Bro I got so schwashed last night.

by Schwasher May 11, 2015