Schmück

A schmück is a extremely retarded person. This word is commonly used by Tom, his perm is gay and so is he.

Person: I heard Henry suck massive black cock.
Tom: what a schmück

by Henryhasasmollcock December 3, 2019

Schmuckler

A person with multifaceted skills in sports and partying. Usually used in concert with “mofo”

That schmuckler is The Mofo! He can play 10 sports and then solve a puzzle in 10 seconds while drinking 10 beers and dragging 10 dates. What a legend.

by JSize March 3, 2021

Schmuckle Fucks

When someone insults you then immediately attempts to engage in intercourse (oral, anal, vaginal, or other) in order to not get slapped.

After calling me a beach wacker she knew it was time for some schmuckle fucks in order to not get the slap down.

by Impudicus March 23, 2021

Schmuckaroo

Part schmuck, part buckaroo. A foolish cowboy.

"Ah that schmuckaroo forgot to close the stable, now we have to go find all those horses."

by CatboyODST August 13, 2021

Schmuck Fuck

Someone who thinks they are entitled and is beyond ridiculous in their actions. Another word for a Karen in sorts.

“Stop being a Schmuck Fuck, Karen!”

by Tylar Storm August 24, 2021

Schmucker Middle School

Stuck up white kids who have sex in the bathroom and who moan in the classroom and who don’t care about anything beside smoking and sports

Student 1: what school do you go to

Student 2: i go to Schmucker middle school

student 1: oh so your a stuck up white kid

by Hidden in plain sight September 9, 2021

schmuckledunse

A 'schmuckledunse' is an individual suffering from schmuckledunse-disease.

My japanese friend has caught a severe case of schmuckledunse-disease. He's such a schmuckledunse.

by Bangerboy2348723 May 6, 2022