schlei

An inadvertant interaction with the ass end of a person or automobile.

i went to bang my old lady, but in the darkness i accidentally gave her the schlei.

dude, you `bout gave that car the schlei.

by anonymous June 15, 2004

schlengs

when you weech your boxers/pants up your crack and roll up the excess material to form a nice makeshift thong. usually worn by the schlath who invented this fabulous arse rashing clothing range.

Hey you guys, l-look at m-ma wee-hee in these b-b-bad boys.

by jev January 30, 2004

schlemie

Woman who has low self-esteem and will aggresively pursue love and affection from anyone, no matter how rancid they may be.

"I cannot believe Jane is with that nasty guy Craig, she has very low self esteem, she is a major schlemie!!"

by Bena Girl August 8, 2005

schlemmer

secretive fuck buddy

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

schlep/shlep

german/yiddish
a slow & awkwark person.
to move about slowly & w/ effort.

despite being dog-ass tired i had to schlep over to my honeys house if i wanted a ride.

by action von jakson September 30, 2004

schlength

the length,or lach thereof, of a schlong/schlort.

my schlength is greater than yours ahahaha

by russ's_gf March 17, 2004

schleper

food service industry slang pertaing to waitstaff or other personel who are persistently trying to aquire free food

hey bro, did you see how fast the schlepers gobbled up the leftovers from the brunch buffet?

by schleprachaun September 10, 2009