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Schrodinger's Cock

The state a penis exists in when it has not quite reached a full erection. In this state, we must rule the penis is both flaccid and firm.
I must say, that average looking girl over there has rendered me with Schrodinger's Cock.
by Captain Rummidew December 14, 2011
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Schrödinger’s Irony

Schrödinger’s Irony is when a meme is racist, sexist, homophobic, or otherwise offensive. The OP of the meme decides if it was ironic or not based on the reception it gets, thus being ironic and non-ironic at the same time.
“It’s Schrödinger’s Irony! My meme is racist and not funny, you say? Well then it was merely ironic!”
by geosaltss April 1, 2020
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Schrodinger's Whites

A term pertaining to Jewish existence in modern media. The statement refers to how Jews are treated in modern media, showing how they are treated in the culture group of "Whites" by colored-rights activists and how they are treated in the culture group of "Colored" by white supremacists.

Complete origin of the term is unknown, but it's been used in multiple contexts.
A: Good lord, it seems like we're taking crap from all sides nowadays. Who knew being Jewish was such a crime.
B: We're Schrodinger's Whites, dude. At this rate, we might as well just go back to the B.C. days of insulting non-Jews for being non-Jews.
by ThatShyKidAndrew November 15, 2018
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schrodinger

An Austrian scientist who proposed the modern equations for QED (which would evolve from them QCD) creating more or less the modern atomic model.
Erwin Schrodinger
by Fephisto November 11, 2003
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Schrodinger's Fucker

A person who says something's and depsides if they are fucking around with you based on your reaction.
Schrodinger's Fucker: Your an asshole.
Person: What
Schrodinger's Fucker: I'm just messing with you.
by BobtheCob January 18, 2021
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schroding

When two or more are engaged in sloppy ,violent ,loud ,wet sex.
Those two are keeping up with their schroding.
jane was schroding with bill
by fridge torres June 22, 2009
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Schrödinger's Millionaire

A person with a collection of old mega-lottery tickets that have not been checked to see whether any winnings are associated with the numbers.

Alludes to the "Schrödinger's Cat" thought experiment.
I've got a 2" stack of old Megamillions tickets on my dresser: at this point, I'm just playing Schrödinger's Millionaire.
by ferricoxide May 8, 2010
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