Scalping

The act of extending a males dick out and pushing your balls to each end to form a skateboard

Girl: this is getting boring can I just scalp you already

Man: alright I’ll start scalping for you then

by randythemunter March 31, 2025

Scalping

When you put your balls underneath your shaft and use the creation as a tech deck skateboard. For example you could hit a kickflip and brag to your friends.

You bro I was scalping and I got a 180 tail spin

by TheTragicGod March 31, 2025

Scraping

When you put a solo cup over your dick in the shower so it stays dirty, and then after 6 weeks of cheese build up you scrape it off and put in a jar until it ferments into a nice creamy stinky paste that you can put on toast

Hey Trevian have you been scraping lately? My cheese has been fermenting for weeks now and I’m dying to try it

by Trevian Martinez May 26, 2025

scraping by

Waking up after a coke binge and scraping the traces of powder off the countertop

Yo what you up to
Scraping by

by al_gorithm June 9, 2025

Scalping

When you ejaculate on a bald mans head, let it dry and peel it off.

"Man, Bill has some serious dandruff for a bald guy"

"Oh dude, no! He's TOTALLY into scalping"

by JesusPolice June 18, 2025

Scraping

Scraping is starts with sounding, preferabiy with a metal rod put into the urethra of a penis, then with a sharpened tip or prongs the top of the rod is used to scrape the inner lining on the urethra, either for the point of scraping or to scrape off material to be saved for later use.

"Hey Angus! I've been itching down there all day, you wanna go scraping with me?"

by Scrape Master Angrus December 18, 2025

SCHRUPPING

SCHRUPPING (verb)
When someone with the last name Schrupp (or any know-it-all by extension) yaps endlessly, overexplaining a simple question with unnecessarily long answers packed with big words, scientific facts, and “well actually…” energy.

Synonyms: overexplaining, word-vomiting, intellectual yapping

• “I just asked what time it was and he totally schrupped me with a 10-minute lecture on circadian rhythms.”
• “Stop schrupping—a yes or no would’ve worked.”

by Elizabeth1993 December 22, 2025