Schnee

Used as a replacement for "shit"

My mom told me to clean my room and I was all like, "Schnee son!"

by pin37 June 28, 2007

schmee

anything and everything; a term of excitement, hate, lust, joy, and beardness

What the schmee is going on?!
On the count of schmee, let's rmb.
Schmeehehehe whoops crapped myself.
Schmee! Don't hug me or I'll fart.
Go schmee yourself, you ignroant slut.
You can't say schmee because you're so not Raven.

by RavenTheIgnorantSlut August 16, 2010

I'm Schleep

A phrase used in the context of being tired, irrelevant, or a quick way to get out of a conversation

"So who's this 'Ashley' in your phone huh?"
"....I'm schleep..."

by randombeanwisdom August 24, 2016

Schmeek

Verb; To Smoke.

Dude, lets ride and schmeek real quick, I need a buzz.

by Equality7-1986 June 8, 2009

Scheeze

When you sneeze and fart at the same time and shit comes out

I just scheezed in my pants

by Lester junior robinson October 24, 2008

schleeps

sh-leep-s
a ganja cigarette that is smoked at least 30 minutes before you go to sleep. this is so that the buzz will make you fall asleep and stay a little bit stoned when you wake up, so that the morning spliff can be fully enjoyed

"Hey man wana save a Schleeps joint off this bag"
"Yeah man put me right to sleep"

by connorbag April 30, 2006

schmeep

A word that is used as it's own sentance. The technical definition: "schmeep" is just "schmeep".

*giggle* schmeep! *giggle*

by Valerie March 31, 2005