schmangles

The type of disease found in men who don’t talk to women. The first and only case was found in Armadildo, a canadian SSBU gaymer who has no life. Please find some bitches and stop simping over Lucario you fucking furry.

“You know Armadillo? The best Lucario player in the world?”

“Yeah what happened?”

“He died of SCHMANGLES!!!”

by pmart1505 June 9, 2022

schmungussy

A schmungussy is a glooplier substance with high viscosity, funk and dexterity. If you eat it with a side of gloopin'schloop and black pudding it will give you a tightly feeling inside your rumpadumbdiddlybump. Enjoy this information at your own risk. Pleasure awaits you!

Do not make a fussy
When in comes the schmungussy
Such a delightful sight to see
It will fill you from head to toe with glee
Sit at the table, take a fork
No need to eat the pork
Because the side of schmungussy is on the rack
Eat it now, and don't look back

by I loooooove schmungussy March 7, 2023

Schmiegel

The name for a currency you can't remember from a country which name you hear on the news once a year when they have their annual flood.
Commonly used for severely devalued currencies.

Hey, how much is a beer in this country?

Only 6000 Schmiegels! A real steal.

by BRUHunescape April 13, 2023

schmigginzed

This happens once you can no longer feel any of your toes because your 90 beers down and have also hit a single blinker.

“Where’d my toes go”
“Definitely schmigginzed

by Randal Matrian May 25, 2023

manga_schmanga

One of the coolest peeps out there and they draw real good 😳

Me: My fave TikToker is manga_schmanga
Dave: I like Charlie

Me: Nigga what?

by Seffau February 21, 2021

schmigheghi

1. One of those crazy Yid words, roughly translated to English as ASS.
2. See ass.
3. Usually reffering to the posterior, backside, or buttocks.

I think I have broken my schmigheghi.

by disrespecting foo December 10, 2002

schwing vote

The voters who will cross party lines to vote for the hottest candidate.

Dude- Did you see Susan Palin on the tv last night? Total MILF, I'm voting for her.

Guy- I thought you were a Democrat?

Dude- I'm a part of the schwing vote.

by Mr. Spidersauce October 18, 2008