Schmacked

Soooo fucking high you can’t move your sooo fucked up and gonna die llll I’m high as fuck while typing this and I might green out holy shot

Omg guys I’m fucking schmacked yoooo

by Shdhdjdjdjxjxdnjddjdjdjdjdjxj September 18, 2020

Schmorking

Jizzing on your hand then mixing it with blue kool-aid and smacking some trick in the face.

Dude you remember the girl from special ed... I schmorkinged the shit out of her last night.

by Eodjuan April 23, 2009

schmackin off

To be masturbating. Self pleasure

So last night I was schmackin off when my mom walked in. I blew my load instantly

by El Juan September 20, 2003

schmakenzy

what i say to my son when he acts like an ass

I'm gonna schmakenzy-you better run!!!

by Steven B September 3, 2006

schmauken

Any smokeable part of a cannabis plant or the act of smoking such material.

I'd like to schmauken that schmauken Herr Hitler.

by Kitten Daddy August 14, 2008

schmirk

The result of Hobbit inbreeding. With an average lifespan of 20 years, Schmirks do nothing but eat and secrete methane gelatenous substance. Schmirks are widely known for their extremely cranky behavior.

The other day, I saw saw a peculiarly looking Schmirk crawl out from the roots of a tree.

by unicorns11:11 June 22, 2010

Schmarmy

Something that is utterly nasty and disgusting to the touch , taste ,smell and sight. Originally use by Ticktoker JDGORMAN to describe a rotten smelly flatulence that causes you to run from the source of the offender.

The bird just pooped on neck and it’s just schmarmy , eww.

Your fart is so schmarmy eww !

by Varanistic November 26, 2020