schmalfuss

Schmalfuss originates from two words, "schmal" and "fuss"

To schmalfuss is to kick up an unnecessary fuss or trouble about nothing. Schmal comes from small(and fuss from fuss.) It is used in conversation regularly when describing menstrual or pregnant women who are making trouble out of nothing. To make a mountain from a molehill. To make something from nothing.

Stop bitching about every little thing! Good god, you are practically a schmalfuss!

by Phil Anthropist July 23, 2007

schmale

a german guy living in scunthorpe. has attained legendary status after a friend fucked his mother, then all his friends made t-shirts bearing the phrase "i fucked schamles mum", with a photo printed on the shirt.

I fucked schmales mum.
Schmale I fucked your mum.

by S&K July 14, 2006

schalacking

Masterbating hardcore.

I gave it a quick shalacking.

by Dilan Martin April 30, 2004

schmageggy

everything (like 'the whole nine yards,) New York City usage, circa 1960

I had to listen to the whole schmageggy

by J. Schwartz December 18, 2004

schmag

Pronounced shmadj. Abbreviated form of schmagina (from the latin vagina schmagina).
1. Schmag can be used much like the word "smurf-"
2. Or as a noun meaning crap, stuff

1. "schmagtastic"; "shmagical"; "schmagerrific".

2. "Hey, what is that schmag all over your sleeve?" or "You've got a little schmag in the corner of your mouth there."

by Nickdammit August 7, 2006

schmagma

Unpleasant sweat that developes on a man's taint*.

*Refer to "taint" in UrbanDictionary for definition

Hey Lisa Guerrero, Quit talking about John Wade's "schmagma" on Monday Night Football!

by Rob S. September 8, 2003

schmacko

When your girl is giving you Gobby and your balls are smacking her on the chin or neck

Bro gave this chick the best schmacko lasnight.

by Madpossum123 July 25, 2019