schloofer

Freeloader, lazy, doesn't participate, generally annoying through being passive

"That schloofer's getting a bonus? We worked hard, not him. These group KPIs suck!"

by T. Verd February 26, 2019

schloophing

The act of putting drugs up one's pee-hole. It is quite similar to boofing, but with a different hole.

I was schloophing so much cocaine at the show last night that I didn't sleep.

My dick is raw because I schloophed so many drugs last night.

by YowzahWowzah June 18, 2019

Schloop

The act of closing apps on a mobile device.

“Yo, my phone is dying fast”

“Did you schloop your apps?”

by NeonManEv September 21, 2019

Schlompin

Schlompin is the act of "schlompin" to someone, something, or a doing Horrific acts of treachery and treason.

Bro im going to absolutely destroy her so hard bro, just wait im going to be schlompin so hard on her.

by ANUSFOOTPUSSY December 6, 2019

Schlopped

getting absolutely destroyed

osama got fucking schlopped by seal team 6

by fuckosama January 4, 2021

Schlopertunity

The opportunity to receive top (head)

I had a schlopertunity last night with Emma but her roommate, Peggy, cockblocked me.

by Pamf101 November 17, 2022

schloopal

When someone is very noble.

Person 1:'Oh, that was very schloopal of you.'

by davehascraves September 20, 2022