schlamed

The act or process of feeding thirsty goats gingerbread.

Mike schlamed bella.

by Michael Zinshteyn February 13, 2008

Schlief

Verb; the act of smoking marijuana but still being able to carry out your daily responsibilities.

Man that guy sure is a stoner, but its okay because he schlief's.

by TheShocker6 December 1, 2009

schlammblut

the German word for a muggle (none magical born) wizard/witch

her parents are muggles so she is a schlammblut

by blueeyedtimothy January 17, 2011

Schimpfarian

A high class member of the whales at sea world. This specific classification of whale has a endless pit called the stomach. The favorite food of the whale is the sea biscuit. Sometimes for fun this whale enjoys farming. It is know that when the whale bounces the ball on its head it loses the majority of its knowledge, so it has to be re-taught all its tricks. This species of whale was known to walk on earth before humans were around. This whale is on the smaller scale in size, but is very fatty from the food it consumes. The trainer of this whale is of the highest quality that one could find in the nasty nati.

"The schimpfarian jumped through the air souring above the fiery ring that it gracefully whizzed through like a young whipper snapper."

"The schimpfarian blew a very high spike of water through its blow hole after preforming its 'Hippy Hula Hoop' routine."

by tricky Lil Ricky January 18, 2012

Schlemp

A dickass

Sean Mclaughlin is such a fucking schlemp dude. He's the kind of guy to carry around a pocket constitution just to feel smug.

by Ryles234 November 15, 2018

Schlampe

pronounced shlampa, it means slut in German

German dude 1. Sie ist ein Schlampe?
German dude 2. Oh ja, Große Zeit

by Greasy Dicc April 5, 2018

Guten Tag meine Schlampe

A formal and overall polite way to greet a woman (or a group of woman by adding an 'n' to the end of Schlampe) in German. Literally means 'Good day my Lady.'

Ex.1

Jonny is walking to school. He sees a romantic interest talking to a group of her friends, and wants to gain her attention. As he walks past, he shouts, "Guten Tag meine Schlampen!"

Ex.2

Robert is looking to get a raise from his boss. Hoping to impress his superior, he greets his female boss by saying "Guten Tag meine Schlampe!"

by PossumCuber November 19, 2010