Schlapp

The act and sound of spanking someone's bottom with a magazine.

Stormy Daniels schlapped Donald Trump with a copy of Forbes magazine with his picture on the cover.

by mentholate January 27, 2018

schleprock

A guy who breaks everything he gets his hands on

Joe: Richie crashed my computer

Mike: again? He's such a SCHLEPROCK!

by Tiltied August 8, 2020

Schlupp

v. To eat out a girl's asshole while she is taking a shit.

The term originated in the burbs of Philly when a young boul with the last name of Schlupp ate out his main bitch. And to his bewilderment, she took a shit on his face.

Joey: "Damn, I lost a bet with Jessica last night and I had to eat out her asshole."

Tom: "That's not that bad dood. Jessica's bangin.."

Joey: "U ever hear of a schlupp?"

Tom: "Uhm niz dood..."

Joey: "She made me eat her out while she was takin dookie."

Tom "Holy shit.. that's y u keep that bitch in the damn kitchen"

by TommyBroHAMa November 19, 2011

schweppicure

A Schweppeicure is a person who wants to, or has had sex with Schweppes.

<Adrian> I had sex with Schweppes today.
<Justin> You Schweppicure.
<Kilgard> I wish I was a Schweppicure.

by Jacop Schwepp January 20, 2005

Schlerper

Verb; To Schlerp
The act of schlerping is to perform oral sex on a male.
Schleper (Noun) A man who is fond of and frequently performs oral sex on another man.

"Justin is such a Schlerper"
"Yea I know, he blew three guys this weekend"

"Just off to Schlerp my home boys"

by trinity666 November 27, 2011

Schweppes

Another word for "Shit"

Schweppes Head
Oh Schweppes
Holy Schweppes

by rmsmartboy July 29, 2014

Schleep

A word describing an emotion or a feeling. It can be used in a variety of situations, and it’s meaning is often depended on context.

You have me so schleep! (That’s super funny!)
Dude do not schleep me (bro I don’t appreciate what you’re saying, it doesn’t make me laugh)

by Cod-addy November 27, 2019