Schipper

A lazy bum that goes to taco bell 6 times in 2 days. also known as pimpleback whale.He drives a piece of junk ford f-150, thats 2WD???? he swears he can make his own bumper for his truck, and also swears he can get all the chicks he wants in Iowa, but if u look at him irl hes a whopping 350 pounds and maxes out the publix scale

dont be a schipper if u wanna be cool

by Dingus and friends June 6, 2011

schlanger

Someone in the business of drug distribution. A dealer.

"You see that schlanger up the block, he schlangs phat rocks all day long, go see him and he'll hook you up phat."

by GUSTO.TYD.NV March 21, 2007

Schlampe

A person with larger breasts than Celina (AA)

A: Elina is such a Schlampe!
B: Yes, she has larger boobs than Celina!
A: Yeah, but that's not that hard to achieve :>

by noragma December 5, 2016

schlacker

A girl who sucks dick like a porn star, shes 5’5 and will look you in the eyes while she deepthroats your dick. She has some nice ass titties. N she rides dick like a pro

tod: yeo bro you seen SCHLACKER.
daquan: hell yea im trying to have her give me a piece of that SCHLACKER

by gubghjbh January 26, 2019

Schlapp

When someone decides to slap or hit you for no reason whatsoever; this may be the result of any of the following:
1) someone is mad at you for no reason in particular
2) they are excited and decide to take it out on your arm
3) (in extreme cases) they simply find it entertaining to continuously slap the growing red welts on your skin

Before Rory had even heard Eve’s response, she was schlapping her on the arm for the seventh time that morning.

by Imanidiotnoneedtotellme July 1, 2019

Schlapping

The irritating noise produced by someone who doesn't eat with their mouth closed.

'Did you hear Christian eating? He wouldn't stop fucking Schlapping!'

by 12017317 March 7, 2014

schlagger

a sexually frustrated wanker.

"I heard his sheets are rekt."
"Yeah. He wanks whenever he gets the chance to, what a schlagger."

by thomasthetosser July 28, 2016