Schilling

verb - To make an inappropriate statement that is rooted in sexism, racism, or homophobia. Relates to the conservative ex-baseball pitcher who was fired from ESPN for multiple forms of offensive postings via social media. (Schilling defends Donald Trump for similar simple-minded behavior.)

Dude, my little girl's in the room!...Don't be Schilling that shit about my daughter being 'gorgeous' and 'beautiful,' you old perv.

Bee, I apologize for showing that nasty photo to your transgender friend. I had way too many vodkas, and I just started Schilling.

TEACHER: Billy, stop calling Ahmad a sand Nazi. Can't you see how offensive that is!? BILLY: Aw, c-mon, Mrs. Adams, I was just Schilling!

by blood orange October 18, 2016

Curt Schilling

The man who has become my love interest!

My loins burn for Curt.

by dddd dd April 13, 2005

Carl Schilling

A Peacefull man.

he meditates under a mango tree daily and would never hurt a fly

Carl Schilling is the peacefull man

by qwertyuiopbcydgfnosdnf November 24, 2011

Louise Schilling

Since when does R come before T?

"A B C D E F G H I J K L M O P Q T S R U V W X Y Z" - Louise Schilling

by Tammy Tender October 11, 2011

shelling

The act of turning away from social networks and/or communication in order to get some alone time and/or relief from the excessive use of online social networks/communication. This does not mean the sheller does not use dark social mediums such as e-mail and/or text messaging.

Adam: Hey Steve, why are you not on facebook anymore?

Steve: I told you!! I'm shelling for a few months. I can't be too addicted to shit like facebook and twitter!

Adam: You can't be in your shell forever, you'll be back.

by EyesExistInTheSky October 29, 2012

Turtle Shelling

V. The act of taking someones backback when they're not looking, taking everything out of the main pocket, turning the bag inside out, placing everything back in, zipping it up so as the zippers are on the inside making it difficult to open back up, and placing it back next to the person before they find out what you've been doing.

Dude 1: Dude Joe's not looking, grab his bag.

Dude 2: I got it.

Dude 1: Give it here.

Dude 2: What are you doing with it?

Dude 1: Im turtle shelling it.

Dude 2: Nice, go go go.

by Dickfacelardass101 March 9, 2009

schillingmaster

A truely haneous person, usually with the first name of Malia, with no friends, is dyslexic, skinny enough to break in half, and spends every waking moment watching TV shows such as 'The Office' and 'Ugly Betty'.

Schillingmaster has quite a big problem with dyslexia -(See definition #4), she doesn't understand the difference between fired and fried.

by hajugjug November 10, 2008