Oh Schummme':pronounced:(oh' scooo' me)
Meaning oh excuse me , or a shorter way of saying "what the fuck waas that shit you as saying bitch", when your in the hallway and a bitch wont move, gucci mane says often in a song along with SHaqitttttaaaa.
you have 3 seconds to say it.
Meaning oh excuse me , or a shorter way of saying "what the fuck waas that shit you as saying bitch", when your in the hallway and a bitch wont move, gucci mane says often in a song along with SHaqitttttaaaa.
you have 3 seconds to say it.
Situation 1
Boy: your in my way
girl: OH ScHUMMMME' (she moves out the way)
Situation2
Girl 1: ima beat your ass when i see you!
Next day
girl two: OH ScHUMMMME' what was said yesterday bitch?
Boy: your in my way
girl: OH ScHUMMMME' (she moves out the way)
Situation2
Girl 1: ima beat your ass when i see you!
Next day
girl two: OH ScHUMMMME' what was said yesterday bitch?
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Dane Cook just told a joke about giving somebody the bird that I could've sworn Jerry Seinfeld did years earlier...classic schumerism.
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Get the schlumpe mug.A suburbanite. Originating from those hailing from the Chicago suburb of Schaumburg but ubiquitous throughout suburban America. Usually culturally ignorant individuals who drive poorly in the city causing traffic problems.
Tend to frequent lame or over-hyped establishments in the city that they have heard about from fellow schaumies who claim the establishment is "awesome." Usually looked down upon for being annoying, inarticulate and without much taste, sense of style or individualism. Also have a tendency to drink excessively on their "big nights out" in the city as they don't get out much.
Alt spelling - Schaumy
Tend to frequent lame or over-hyped establishments in the city that they have heard about from fellow schaumies who claim the establishment is "awesome." Usually looked down upon for being annoying, inarticulate and without much taste, sense of style or individualism. Also have a tendency to drink excessively on their "big nights out" in the city as they don't get out much.
Alt spelling - Schaumy
"Did you see that Schaumie stumbling down Division? It's only 10:30pm for God's sake."
"I don't want to go to (insert lame bar here). It's filled with Schaumies."
"I don't want to go to (insert lame bar here). It's filled with Schaumies."
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The art of lazing around the house in your most comfortable and/or oversized clothing, doing whatever the hell you want, make-up free, toothbrush free and undeoderised.
The art of lazing around the house in your most comfortable and/or oversized clothing, doing whatever the hell you want, make-up free, toothbrush free and undeoderised.
> Friend: It's 3pm and you're STILL in your pajamas?!?
> Schlumpfer: Yeah, I've been at home schlumpfing all day. I ate nothing but cereal.
"These sweats are the ultimate schlumpfing clothes! They are sooooo comfortable!"
> Schlumpfer: Yeah, I've been at home schlumpfing all day. I ate nothing but cereal.
"These sweats are the ultimate schlumpfing clothes! They are sooooo comfortable!"
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