Charley Schaffner

Super Cute, adorable, loving girlfriend, who always makes me smile, and whoever is her boyfriend is the luckiest person alive

Charley Schaffner is the cutest ever.

by CalebDean May 13, 2016

schnaff

1. An extremely lame, annoying and generally arse munching individual.
2. Someone who displays the attributes of a mildly retarded monkey trainer.

That arse muncher who just wrote me a parking ticket is such a schnaff!
You should have seen the schnaff who just tripped in the gutter while scretching his balls and smacked his head on a pole outside my work!

by Alex Brennan December 11, 2008

schraffy

when one has sexual intercourse and both partners are covered in shrapnel.

wow! after that plane crash, the only thing i could think about is making schraffy love with every survior including the co-pilot

by green burrito December 17, 2008

Shaffing

Shagging with food.
Shagging=plain shagging
ShanKing=shagging with knives
ShaFFing=shagging with food
Jack Barakat does it.

Jack Barakat: I JUST WANT TO FUCK THIS BURRITO!
Alex Gaskarth: Get a room man, I don't want to watch you shaffing!

by karakarthia August 1, 2012

shaffalafaggus

1. A word that people say when they stub their lower part of the body

2. A word that old people use to describe the younger generation

1. *stubs toe* "OH SHAFFALAFAGGUS!!!!!"
2. "You kids and your shaffalafaggus activities."

by FRIED NUJJETS October 6, 2018

SHAFF

Stands for "Someone Has A Foot Fetish." It doesn't even need to be used when talking about feet; sometimes you just need to remind a friend that they have a foot fetish. Even if they deny it.

"Oh yeah, I've seen 5-Minute Craft's foot hacks video."
"Shaff."

by SHAFF Supporter February 25, 2022

Mad Schafer

Fucking a girl and feeding her tacos at the same time. To perform a true Mad Schafer, one must also shout "Bitch, do you know why they call me Mad Schafer?" Regardless of what she responds, one must then say "BECAUSE I'M MAD!" and then proceed to force feed her more tacos.

-Variations-

The reverse Schafer: Feeding a girl tacos while fucking her from behind.

The lazy Schafer: Having a girl ride you while you feed her tacos.

The dirty Schafer: Basically the same thing as the Dirty Sanchez, except with tacos.

Dude I wanna fuck so bad, but i also want tacos" "Dude just Mad Schafer dat ass

by DontRentFromRedBox April 22, 2011