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butt scared 

An old dude jump out of the bushes and butt scared me.
butt scared by Taldoc3 January 26, 2014

Mommy, I'm scared 

Something you say when something really unusual happens.
(It is not necessary for your mother to actually be present.)
"Hey, my insurance company actually lowered my premiums this year."
"Mommy, I'm scared."

"I got in and out of DMV in 5 minutes."
"Mommy, I'm scared."

"Hey, this urban dictionary definition actually fits."
"Mommy, I'm scared."
Mommy, I'm scared by eloiserat February 28, 2010

Don’t hug me I’m scared 

The best YouTube show, it’s free it’s great and if you didn’t watch it yet. Go get help and then watch it :)
Person 1: did you watch don’t hug me I’m scared

Person2: No

Person 1: we can’t be friends anymore

im scared 

you when you look something innocent up on urban dictionary
im scared by angrykarkat July 1, 2018

The Scared Boot 

A sexual act in which the woman lies flat on her back and lifts her legs up to her chest with her hands on the back of her knees. The man then supports himself up on the bottom of the females butt. The man (not yet inserted) snaps to attention in a full plank (still supporting himself on the booty) clicks his heels and puts his feet at a 45° angle, looks up and screams “THANK YOU ROGERS” and with the force of 1000 suns inserts the penis into the woman’s vagina as quickly and as forcefully as possible.
Dude The Scared Boot is a total tap-out move.
The Scared Boot by Uh-1D September 24, 2019

pussy scared 

A penis bearing human who is afraid to engage in sexual encounters with the vagina bearing race.

A man who has women willing to divulge in sexual pleasures but is too scared to for unknown reasons.
Why won't he just do her?

He's pussy scared. ie.Tyler T
pussy scared by JETjr March 18, 2008