Dirty Schatzki

to fuck a girl you just met without a condom and cum in her pussy, not worrying about catching an STD or getting her pregnant because you completely do not give a fuck

That dude told me that he pulled a Dirty Schatzki on some bitch he met at the club last night.

by Cali Conquistador December 6, 2009

cat shat

When you put a cork in a cats butt, wait a week. Then take it out and see how much shat spews out. Then you'll be screaming "Aaahh! Cat shat".

Malissa: "Hey man, my brother just got a new cat. Ugh, I hate cats"
Andrew: "Lets make it cat shat!"

by mduubz August 12, 2010

shat on

To be defeated comprehensively.

Australia absolutely shat on England in the 2006/07 Ashes.

by flabgrab May 15, 2007

Shat the Diff

A catastrophic failure of a car's transmission in which the differential collapses damaging the transmission and the vehicle loses drive , also leaving a trail of oil where it's been

i couldn't pick up droo, fash and professor layton as me astra had broke down, it shat the diff and left a trail of oil like the amoco cadiz along the road, darn diff!

by davethejag February 5, 2009

shat on a turtle

shat = past tense of shit
turtle = penis

Related: mud on the turtle

Austin Powers: and she shat on a turtle.

by sytelus July 30, 2010

shatafa

a hose-like thing that uses water to clean your musty ass shit

be my shatafa please

by Quantavious Tickle Bingleton June 21, 2022

shat

to crap/poop your pants for example when your trying to squeez out a stubborn fart.

oh shit! i shat myself!!

by babyleans September 14, 2013