Samphex

(n) A colloquialism for an exceptionally unintelligent human being. Tends to try to be deep and thoughtful, but usually ends up sounding like an idiot. Can be found lurking and trolling forums.

"When I first heard that the Samphex was coming, I knew I had to brace for a low quality conversation--"

"HAI GUISE"

by Plokachu March 26, 2009

Sample Surfing

The act of going through Costco or mall food courts and sampling from every poor sod having to stand there with free samples of food.

James and Robert didn't feel like paying for a meal, so they snuck into Costco and went sample surfing.

by IsraelHands09 January 17, 2016

sample sneaker

When a sneaker company (ex. Adidas) makes a sneaker, but does not release it.

Cooper:"sample sneakers are custom sneakers made by random people."
Me:"No u fucking idiot. It's a brands unreleased sneaker."

by Mikey189 July 15, 2017

Sample Squatters

Costco shoppers who park their cart next to the free sample stand, waiting for the next batch to be ready. Usually parking in such a way that blocks easy access to other carts, discouraging other sample seekers.

Amy: "Hey, we should go get some free samples."

Matt: "Nah, it's already surrounded by sample squatters."

Amy: "Let's go ram their carts!"

Matt: "Now you're talkin'."

by parallel_master September 25, 2017

slampee

The slampee 7. A gross, gross office.

Hey let's go have a meeting in the slampee office!

by slampee November 6, 2017

Sameehan

Is a sexy gay Goddess

Wow Sameehan is here and he’s a sexy gay goddess.

by Sameehan November 22, 2021

Crack Sample

Crack dealers like all drug dealers offer you a free taste of their product to get you hooked on its effects. Now everyday products are being referred to as crack because of its popularity or consumer reception causing a buying frenzy. Recently I even heard the use of "crack sample" being used to refer to the offering of intimacy by a newly formed couple to entice the other person (or spouse) to accept requests or allowed to be manipulated by the offering of the "intimacy crack sample"; very similar to being "whipped"!

Example 1:
Joe BagOfDoughnuts: "Hey Johnny don't worry this is just a crack sample, just taste it. If you don't like it its free anyway"!

CrackHead Johnny: "OMG that crack sample was da' bomb, I need more"!

Example 2:
Johnny Wishbone: "holy cow that dude hangs on her every word"!

Fred: "she must of given him a crack sample and he's working for more"!

Example 3:
Seamore: "holy cow Shimmy Sham those Justin Bieber tickets are selling like crack"!

Shimmy Sham: "too bad they're not giving crack samples away"!

by The Shimmy Sham January 23, 2013