savante

The cutest and coolest person you would ever meet or think about.

Savante has a very cute smile.

by Say600 January 18, 2017

Salvatard

Function: noun

Etymology: Engli-talian. Deviation of the common Italian-American name, Salvatore, ending with an obvious connection to a secondary description.

1. Along with excessive hand gesturing, lacks the ability to "get to the point". All stories must contain as much detail as possible leading to complete impatience for the receiving party. (see example 1)

2. All cooking is done shirtless. Like a dog, was born without a human's under-appreciated sweat glands. This results in the body quickly overheating when placed near an open flame, such as a stove. (see example 2)

Example 1
Steve: Hey Sal, how was last night?
Salvatard: Oh so last night, I'm getting ready to go out, so I begin polishing my shoes, because they were messed up from the snow. Crazy weather lately, huh? This polish is great; I got it from a store just around the corner from my house. This store is owned by a nice guy I've known for like 5 years...
Steve: (internally) Shit, is he seriously still talking?
Salvatard: Long story short, short story longer, yea real nice guy, so anyways...
Steve: Uh-huh.

Example 2
Steve: What a great night's sleep I just had. Oooh I smell bacon and eggs.
Salvatard: Ayo! Good morning, breakfast is on.
Steve: (noticing Sal is shirtless over the eggs) Shit!

by JCNJ999 March 4, 2010

stefan salvatore

stefan is daddy. stefan salvatore is the finest vampire on tvd, also the kindest, he did everything for everyone, he was selfless. he’s also a dilf

stefan salvatore can run me over with a bus and i would apologise for being in the way.

by stefansalvatoreswifeofficial March 28, 2022

salvator

A Salvator is the greatest person in the world it's origin is from Berlin, Germany From a High School

He is a Salvator. means He is the greatest person in the world.

by minesotatwin December 26, 2013

razorblade salvation

1) being relieved (of sin, consequences, annoyance, stress etc.) really quickly (hence RAZORBLADE)

2) being liberated

3) a break, a rest from something really stressful

4) a song sung by jedi mind tricks

person 1- dude i can't take finals any longer!
person 2- me either i need some razorblade salvation

by T Paynee May 26, 2008

Weekend Savant

One who is not noticed by the majority of his community during the week, but expresses great knowledge of the art of partying on weekends. When confronted during the week about the prior weekend, he/she shall give no immediate response or acknowledge any crazy ass fucking shit (awesome stuff) they partook in, nor shall he/she boast about his/her impressive sexual encounters. They keep to themselves and do not speak ill of others, however will put a person in their place if need be but will go no further. They may surprise others with their readiness (alcoholically speaking) for any party at any time, providing high quality alcohol without any hint towards where he/she acquired it because he/she knows better.

Student A: Hey man, i saw that kid over there (in the green sweater) chug 18 beers at the rager, then continue to save a cat out of a tree and drive it home and back without getting arrested. He came back with two hotties 3 hours later safely!
Student B: Yeah I know! I was there, ive never heard him speak and he denies it all when i ask him about it. I see girls approaching him everyday in school attempting to give them their numbers, but he just ignores them, the guy is a complete Weekend Savant!

by justanothervictimoftheghetto December 10, 2010

Salvation Army

no longer 'thrifty' in Minneapolis, anyway

.....used, stained couches for $80!
stuff donated by Target Corporation with Salvation Army pricetags stuck over the original (and CHEAPER) Target price tags.

what's up with that? it's all 'as is,' so one cannot return anything. and now there are signs about not opening any boxes.

by Karin Teder April 25, 2006