Safety squints

When you are doing something potentially hazardous to your vision, and instead of grabbing safety glasses, you squint.

OSHA inspector: STOP WORKING NOW!!!!

Diligent employee: I’m just grinding this metal? What’s the problem?!?!
OSHA inspector: you need eye protection
Diligent employee: (engages safety squints)
OSHA inspector: thank you for being a model employee

by captain longdong December 1, 2020

Salty Asshole

noun

1. puckered and vengeful, an asshole who is vindictive or spiteful in an abrasive way

2. someone who is as pleasant to be around as rubbing salt on one's asshole

I knew he was mad, but did he have to be such a salty asshole about it?

by claudiesel August 13, 2011

sweet n' salty

Someone who is completely satisfying. When eating, one craves something salty and then afterwards something sweet. The sweet n' salty person can salaciously fill all of your wants and needs.

I call him sweet n' salty because he leaves me completely sated.

by Salacious Special K September 17, 2013

safiyah

any smart beautiful muslimah who was named after one of the mothers of the believers.

yo son, check out safiyah. u cant even see her shape, shes so modestly covered! mashaAllah hook me up a wife like that

by umThalaatha April 23, 2009

safety torch

a torch used for protection against monsters

OMG theres a monster!! Grab the safety torch!

by tobybuscus December 18, 2011

salty nigga

someone of the male persuasion who often cries, whines or generally gets upset quickly.

Lou is a salty nigga and just cause tato took the tiffany SB's.

by e_rocka July 3, 2008

Salty Bargain

1) Snacks or otherwise salty goods that are purchased for a much lower price than they would ordinarily retail for.

2) Revenge that happened too quickly to be served cold, or taste sweet. It might have been done differently to how you wanted it, but it was still tasty and cost you much less time and effort than other methods. Salty bargain!!

1) Look at this half price gammon. Salty bargain!!

2) I was going to torture her for years with the idea that Imight tell her husband and eventually make her cave in and tell him herself. But then I just emailed him. Salty bargain.

by MagickDio September 22, 2011