Friend 1: Hey man!! Crazy night yesterday right??
Friend 2: Hell Yeah man... especially after i got that second hand blowjob from Pauly.
Friend 2: Hell Yeah man... especially after i got that second hand blowjob from Pauly.
by itssharkweek!! April 28, 2011
When you are making out with your girlfriend and you taste another guys dick on her lips. This also includes when you go down on the girl.
by D sanchez May 18, 2004
what smokers emit from the end of there cigarettes/mouth. people will say that second hand smoke or "sidestream smoke" is more dangerous than firsthand, true bullshit at its finest. the smoker is getting both second hand and first hand smoke, and the filter doesnt really make the smoke less bad for you. how can someone walking by be more dangerously exposed than someone who is puffing on the dam thing?! smells pretty bad if you ask me, but you need only walk 10 whole yards away to avoid it.
rob reiner: ahem! (bights out of hamburger) but that cigarette out now! the second hand smoke is... killling me.. (COUGH COUGH).
smoker at bar: calm down dude, were in a fucking bar...
rob reiner: you are a baby killler! you hear me! a baby killer! you eat there brains at night!
smoker at bar and everyone else: fuck off rob reiner.
smoker at bar: calm down dude, were in a fucking bar...
rob reiner: you are a baby killler! you hear me! a baby killer! you eat there brains at night!
smoker at bar and everyone else: fuck off rob reiner.
by rilesworth July 26, 2006
The more sociable and fun feeling you get when surrounded by drunk people, but technically sober yourself. This is due to the subconscious knowledge that those around you are less judgmental due to their inebriated state.
Person 1: “Yo bro, have you been drinking??? You’re supposed to be DD!”
Person 2: “”Nah, bro I’m sober just enjoying this second hand drunk ya feel?”
Person 2: “”Nah, bro I’m sober just enjoying this second hand drunk ya feel?”
by Larmonaid October 03, 2019
A more common form of FBJ (Full Blown Jackass). Commonly referred to by physicians as SHJ, it is passed on to a person through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with FBJ.
Cases of SHJ may be more extreme than FBJ as their bodies are not used to it. However, even though those possessing FBJ may have less severe symptoms, it is incurable.
For symptoms refer to the word Full Blown Jackass.
Cases of SHJ may be more extreme than FBJ as their bodies are not used to it. However, even though those possessing FBJ may have less severe symptoms, it is incurable.
For symptoms refer to the word Full Blown Jackass.
Rob: "Damn Kane I was such a jackass yesterday to Sarah."
Kane: "You've been hanging around me too much."
Rob: "Oh great, now I have Second-Hand Jackass."
Kane: "You've been hanging around me too much."
Rob: "Oh great, now I have Second-Hand Jackass."
by Kane Maroc January 08, 2009
person 1: yo man i was with a girl last night and she blew me
person 2: did you kiss afterwards?
person 1: yes...
person 2: that's second hand masturbation
person 2: did you kiss afterwards?
person 1: yes...
person 2: that's second hand masturbation
by polarisbae June 20, 2016
by Speedway13 January 30, 2018