by Ffej August 03, 2003
Commonly mistaken with the Hamburgler yet way more epic, the Ronald McDonald is when one recieves a blowjob from a girl without hooking up with her anytime before this encounter or even at all that night. A Ronald McDonald is often used when the girl is much too fugly to ever touch back.
Though Melissa resembled that of Rocky Dennis, Dan still received a Ronald McDonald knowing that he would not have to touch her and no one would find out.
by Rahdagh August 10, 2009
by GeeGee December 20, 2005
The brainwashing that occurs by McDonald's on the minds of young children. These kids become infatuated with McDonalds through the incessant advertising. This is shown especially in the documentary Super Size Me.
The poor children are undergoing Ronald McDonaldization as we speak, all around the world. Many of them will unfortunately become obese, and some will suffer a lot because of the insidious effects of Ronald McDonald & Co.
by Adel7 September 04, 2007
Some lonely gay dude who takes everything to heart and asks the dumbest fking questions imaginable, Born into a life of homey gliding with his bro. Has partaken in lots of dick on dick especially in the bathtub. Always says gay shit like "Hey guess what" my house is 5000 Sq Ft cool huh.
Ronald Dickens: Hey does anyone know why there's a valvestem in my pocket?
Ronald Dickens: Hmm maybe I should go check my Gladiator, Wait there's a 3d printed penis valve stem cap on my truck!
Ryan Dickens: Yeah I put it there cause I'm a dumbass and can't keep my mouth shut!
Ronald Dickens: Hmm maybe I should go check my Gladiator, Wait there's a 3d printed penis valve stem cap on my truck!
Ryan Dickens: Yeah I put it there cause I'm a dumbass and can't keep my mouth shut!
by BrumDumb419 January 17, 2023
by Mochii May 23, 2021
Harry Potter's best friend. However, since the release of the Harry Potter movies most discussion that was about this character has turned to discussion about *Ronald's Weasel*.
cool_Chik1: Ronald Weasley is sooo hotttt!
cool_Chik2: Yeah! I want Ronald's Weasel!
cool_chik1: yeah!!!!!!!!
cool_Chik2: Yeah! I want Ronald's Weasel!
cool_chik1: yeah!!!!!!!!
by Non Existant July 21, 2005