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The act of jamming your penis into a faucet to stop the flow of the water
Jimmy broke the sink so he had to use a penis valve
by Waffles magoo February 22, 2016
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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