Retired

The point in life that if you are still around that you have already won and because of your age you should no longer be a functioning member in the game.
You should not punch a retired person.
by bushlight December 21, 2017
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retired masturbater

a person who quit masturbating/ a person who plays fornite
Hey! What do you do for a living?
Nothing, I'm a retired masturbater.
by gigigig11 August 21, 2018
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Millennial Retirement Plan

Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.
The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.
by Zyvis X November 20, 2022
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retired paste

The cum that gets dried and crusty on clothes.
I can`t wear that shirt, its stained with retired paste.
by old man cheese man head October 17, 2011
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retire the cup

A phrase said to suggest that no other future answer to a question could possibly ever be any better. Refers to an old practice of ceasing to give an award (usually a perpetual trophy) once it's been won by the same entity a certain number of times.
A: Who do you think is the best national women's soccer team?
B: The USA. Retire the cup.
by sensei10 July 09, 2019
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Retiring A Pencil

The act of no longer using a pencil that was in your backpack as a way to remember an event that happened during class. If something memorable happens, you take the pencil out of your backpack and leave it to never be used again to keep the memory.
After Fred saw three kids get sent to the office, he then was retiring a pencil that was in his backpack.
by WeUsedToPlayHouse April 15, 2023
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Retired side chick

A woman who makes the conscious choice to stop engaging in emotionally unavailable relationships. Due to years of toxicity and lack of pay, in order to reach full H.O.E potential
After years of hoeing Maya is finally a retired side chick
by Sumatisavage February 09, 2023
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