Master William's Tonsil Remover

Used to describe a sexual phenomenon experienced by a man who refuses to pleasure his own member. He is copulating with his partner either anally or vaginally and on the verge of climax begins to throb incessantly. Often times he will cry out, chirp, or shriek in a cracked voice as he is overcome by the intensity (and sometimes pain) as pressure in his erect member reaches a considerably extreme level. Upon orgasm, ejaculate is rushed up through the vagina or anus accompanied by urine that is flushed out by the dramatic pressure change. Once urine builds up enough over a particular area, its acidity will breach and tear all the way to the diaphram and the seminal fluids that float on water will eventually rise to the throat of the unfortunate partner. Named after a devout catholic who was part of 18th Century Scottish nobility who was both forbidden to masturbate and encouraged to have many sexual partners. Master William was tuburcular and when his concubines were discovered to have his penile residue on their tonsils, they had to recieve immediate tonsilectimies in order to survive.

Man, I just got back from a week-long excursion to Africa with some friends, and we all slept in one room. My girlfriend wants to have sex but I'm worried about removing her tonsils Master-William style.

That White stuff in your throat ain't toothpaste, Lebron. You just got a case of Master William's tonsil remover.

by Rustin January 9, 2007

Boomer remover

The corona virus

Dude 1: hey have you heard the boomer remover is spreading rapidly

Dude 2: yeah that’s crazy man

by Lordcathulu March 17, 2020

remote

The act of tuning into someone's conversation so you can jump in and either be relevant/irrelevant to the discussion.

Kyrie sat remote for a second before he jumped into Jontae and Donaven's conversation.

by Praise_j March 17, 2014

Remote Control

The act of shoving a remote control so far up your ass that you can see china.

I'm not racist but this sum Asian chick gave me a remote control last night.

by Sum Asian chick February 24, 2018

Staple Remover

Pinch girls taint with one finger in ass and the other in puss, trying to pinch it together.

I gave her the staple remover last night.

by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011

Boomer Remover

Synonym for coronavirus or COVID-19, created by the internet, since the virus is most dangerous for older people.

Friend: My grandma died because I infected her with COVID-19.
Me: Oh, you gave her some Boomer Remover?

by WakandanCow March 25, 2020

Rewiring Her Remote

A Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulator, TENS unit is a nifty gadget that gives varying patterns and levels or low voltage current and can be modified for lots of sexual uses. A typical battery-operated TENS unit consists of a pulse generator, small transformer, frequency and intensity controls, and a number of electrodes if you choose to try needles as probes then get real hypodermics not sewing needle.you can basically rewire a woman's nerves with this thing.

" I got home and there wasn't crap on TV..so I got Maddy to lay over the arm of the couch pulled her panties down and probed her anus... zapped her with the TENS..and her anus rolled up like a donut... Rewiring Her Remote to zombie was..Lots better then that sad ass game.

by MADELINEB January 27, 2008