Rafael Palmeiro

A very distinguished major league baseball player with over 500 career home runs who lacks the ability to obtain an erection without the good ol' purple pill we all know and love. You've probably seen him on their commercials.

Before Viagra came around, Rafael Palmeiro hit 300 home runs and had over 1000 RBIs, but he never scored.

Dave: "So how was Jenny last night? That girl is bangin'. Did you beat it up?"
Jack: "Nope. I smoked too much of the reefer and ended up pulling a Rafael Palmeiro."
Dave: "Don't worry man, you're probably just gay."

by Nick D September 26, 2003

Rafael nadal

A prolific butt sniffer. A tennis player who whilst being a good player also loves the smell of ass.. hopefully limited to his sweaty ass. Often times can be watched on espn sniffing said ass.

Man that dude is pulling a Rafael nadal. Am. I watching some fetish in softporn or a tennis match.

by Marshall tucker October 20, 2021

Rafael

Rafael is the supreme leader of the universe and all of its ramifications. He is the leader of a large group of minions who typically include people named Felipe and Eduardo. He is usually a very traditional man, who is also well known for his awesomeness. His trates can be found in people such as Rafael Nadal and Rafael Diago.

Rafael is the supreme leader of all that is good.

by Supreme Emperor RDL January 25, 2018

rafael nadal

Really amazing tennis player who can beat Federer. He is also very hott.

Rafael nadal is beating
Federer.

by Mimi_NYC August 26, 2006

Rafael

Rafael likes to read about romantic manga.He normally thinks about his crush all the time.he wishes he could eat her many times but he struggles finding his purpose in life.he is very mysterious and probably more wise than most people on earth.he knows how to write things down with emotion and life.he puts his friends before himself

Did u see Rafael he is so wise.i know right

Dam Rafael is an amazing writer
Rafael is nice I know he would die for me

by Zulinda son November 12, 2018

rafael

The person that makes your heart melt, and lights up the room. He is the person that will make the pain go away. He is the person u secretly love and scared to tell him. He straight forward and to the point. There are a million more things but all of the things are jumbled into a huge ball of fire that is in his eyes.

OMG its Rafael!

by queen.b.gummy July 3, 2017

rafailia

A Greek girl with a big booty!

Oh look! It's rafailia, she's a Greek girl with a big booty!

by ladderlolly July 28, 2016