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1. Petophiliac rat bastard
2. Sexual relations with an underaged person
1. pee wee herman just rkelly'd that 5 year old girl over there.
2."i'm like so what im drunk?" well its against the law to bang 14 year olds buddy.
R.Kelly by Jesse April 24, 2003

R-kelly lap dance

When a woman pays a stripper to piss or shit on the woman's breast. Aka when R-kelly did to an underage girl.
The man at club requested a special R-kelly lap dance, for 150$!
Damn that bitch was giving me attitude, so i pulled an R-Kelly right on her new shoes and then in her mouth. That showed her.
R-Kelly by dddddddddddkkloy November 18, 2007
A famous rapper who creates songs of no relevance to anything what-so-ever.
"Did you hear R-Kelly's new song 'Pregnant'? Like wtf dude?"
R-Kelly by fabcookie96 December 12, 2009
1. An expression used in terms to bout older people dating way 2 younger people...
Damn how old is that gurl? 12!?
how old is he? 22?
Damn, he pullin an R Kelly! wat a gay guy
R.Kelly by AJ July 20, 2003

r kelly face

that girls got r kelly face
r kelly face by danny November 5, 2003

R Kelly Sharpshooter 

The sexual act of tying your partner onto the bed, head bound to the headboard, mouth open wide.

you then take a jar, filled to the brim with semen and piss, you shake it up until mixed completely, then you fill a

(preferably large, rifle type) water gun with the liquid (use a funnel) then, with your partner bound to the bed, try to get as many shots down the throat and in the mouth as you can.

Rules
1: the bound partner must swallow every shot that made it into the mouth.
2: the shooter must be at the foot of the bed.
3: the bound partner must not move a muscle.
4: you can not cheat your way through with a pump water gun.
Oh my god Johnny, me and suzanne played R Kelly Sharpshooter last night, I made every shot!!!
R Kelly Sharpshooter by ranchdong October 3, 2017