queer eyed

A straight person who has as much taste as a queer does. ie, fashion, grooming sense, etc.

Tim is queer-eyed when it comes to clothes.

by Lo July 29, 2003

Gears Queer

A Gears Queer is one who plays the video game Gears of War a lot and thinks it's the best thing since butter and bread. To go along with this, they are arrogant, think they are "elite" and can "pwn n00bs", constantly talking sh*t on their mic's, etc. Let's just say they live up to their name.

"I play Gears of War, which is the best game ever, so i'm better than you, n00b!"

"STFU Gears Queer."

by playCOD4 February 12, 2008

queerage

1. a quantitative means of determining the level of gayness in an area at any given time.

2. denoting an aggregate or amount of homosexuality.

Thomas: "Jennings is wearing his assless chaps at work today."
Richard: "I did notice a definite peek in the queerage."
Harrison: "Yes, I also noticed that."

"Damn, it's like a sausage festival in this bitch. This queerage is dick."

"Patrick, you need to stop watching these damn Rachel Ray marathons."
"William, I understand that, but my gayness compels me to."
"I just can't deal with this queerage, Patrick"
"Dammit, William, then you can't deal with me or the junk in my trunk."

by Danfield January 4, 2007

Queerce

To purposely attempt to coerce someone into homosexuality.

I'm not sure if she's gay or not but I'm going to try and queerce her.

by uuuiiiyyyttthhh October 20, 2009

Queerantine

When you’re part of the LGBTQ community and are in quarantine due to the COVID19 virus.

No worries, I’m staying homo sweet homo in self queerantine!

by Lsears March 20, 2020

The Queer Flu

The symptom one may have that leads to a Dr. visit where you then learn you are HIV positive.

Tommy: Dude I'm feeling like shit, I don't know what it is...
Mark: What'd you eat? Maybe it's food-poisoning...
Tommy: Nothin' out of the norm. Just a bagel and and a big slam filled with my own urine...
Mark: Did you wear a rubber with that Cambodian hooker last weekend?
Tommy: No. Why would I?
Mark: Dude, you may have the queer flu! You might want to get checked.

by The Black Jack Tripper July 23, 2009

passing the queer

Passing counterfeit money.

There were at least two operations in the counterfeiting scam. The first was the actual engraving and printing of the notes, the second the "passing off" these notes, or as it was called "passing the queer."

by josephhwhitejr June 12, 2008