Putonghua

Literally 'normal language", what Hong Kong people and Chinese people call Mandarin.
The killer other Chinese dialects, such as Cantonese.
In Hong Kong culture, Putonghua is often referred to the "Winter Melon" because of it's pronounciation.

Your Putonghua sucks so much no one understands you.
I will never understand why Putonghua is better than Cantonese.
Nei di dong gua zhong mei souk nei zau mai lan gong laa! (Your putonghua isn't fluent enough so don't fucking speak it!)

by someone out there who is bored December 9, 2020

Putpocketing

Putpocketing is the art of placing one's own objects into the possession of another, either for entertainment or a charitable matter. Known by most for its reoccuring role in that low-budget flick "El No Arrepentido."

"Did you see that putpocketing fool on the 6 train? I better report him to the cops."

by Cousin Ari January 12, 2006

Beer putsch

when you do something possibly illegal with the end result being beer

dude you distract the barman, we're doing a beer putsch

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

putaching

Filipino Word that refers to a woman being the daughter of a bitch.

Calling a filipino woman putaching will result in her husband chasing you around with a bat.

by T. R. L. L. October 25, 2006

Putch

Another term for spanking or open handed smack.

The mother warned her boys if they weren't behaving they would get a putch on the bum.

by rabidfan January 9, 2010

Mas Puto

Adjetive: Bitch ass shit.

Puto: Omg, lol, I'm roflmao.
Man: MAS PUTO.

by Crass Naste January 25, 2010

plutocrat

Mitt Romney

A plutocrat, such as Mitt Romney, believes "there are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the president no matter what. All right, there are 47 percent who are with him, who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it -- that that's an entitlement. And the government should give it to them. And they will vote for this president no matter what. ... These are people who pay no income tax. ... My job is not to worry about those people. I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives."

by zoroaster2001 November 16, 2012