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poop and 'pute

The act of taking one's laptop into the bathroom while they take a sh**.
I figure I'd tell her I'd brb but then I remembered I was on my laptop and could just poop and 'pute?
by suikodenfan88 December 4, 2010
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Gladimir Putin

1. When Vladimir Putin smiles in a meme-worthy manner. (Name)

2. Feeling glad or smug. (Slang)

Antonym: Sadimir Putin
Gladimir Putin memes were all over my feed after the election.

When Dick found out his girlfriend wasn't pregnant, he was super Gladimir Putin.
by JHGC8 June 20, 2017
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Patience

One of the Fruits of the Holy Spirit. A visible attribute of a true Christian life as found in Galatians 5:22-23.
Denotes lenience, forbearance, fortitude, patient endurance, longsuffering. It describes a person who has the power to exercise revenge but instead exercises restraint.

We are "strengthened with all might, according to his glorious power, unto all patience and longsuffering with joyfulness". Colossians 1:11
by LoveLight October 27, 2012
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pukie

the nice little clown you meet when the wod kicks your ass
I met pukie the other day after murph
by pukie da clown May 9, 2008
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patience

The ability to stand (without complaining) long periods of:
1) hardship
2) boredom, also: bad entertainment
3) being with parents or other difficult individuals
4) being at a place you rather would like to leave

Often classified as requirement for:
a) raising children
b) a relationship
c) learning
d) life
e) achieving anything
f) conversation
1) (see link)
2) when you have nothing to do, but you also do not want to be impolite (in case you are someone's guest)
3) mom, dad, brothers, sisters, humans in general
4) school, university, job, life

a) see parent, parents
b) see girl (entry No.9, §1)
c) see school; reading a book will take more time than watching a movie, so you will need patience
d) do not push things to happen, else you often end up having trouble
e) some things take time to happen, you will need patience in order to wait for them
f) try and you will see
by Durel January 6, 2006
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creepy patient

when you know you have the capacity to become completely psychotic and aggressive but are smiling, acting meek and agreeable
A young hard working girl in social media anxiously waiting for a promotion said, "I have been creepy patient waiting for my promotion."
by nimbus&rodger August 28, 2012
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Vladmir Putin

Some thirsty mofo who wants world domination
Vladmir Putin: We've seized Crimea, and now we've got Ukraine, nothing can stop me now from world domination MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 😈😈
Secretary: Uh- Mr. Putin
Vladmir Putin: WHAT, WHAT??? Can't you see I'm having my evil moment???
Secretary: Yes Mr. Putin, but to your dismay, Ukraine is winning the war.
Vladmir Putin: I-
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 27, 2022
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