my purple

someone who changed your life the day you met

yk irene? ya she’s my purple

by mikayla balaban April 1, 2021

purple

1. a strong feeling of love and affection.
synonyms: love, affection, heart, warmth, fondness.

I purple you 💜

by tae tae language June 1, 2018

purple crayon chaser

A white chick who only has sex with black dudes. Purple crayon being a black penis.

That white bitch is a purple crayon chaser

by Purplenurple December 4, 2013

Purple Houdini

When a women's wax job gets too close to her vaginal opening and she ends up with a bruised pussy lip.

Andy: What happened to your pussy?
Michelle: The new girl at the Pretty Kitty got a little to close to my pussy with the wax and now I'm stuck with this purple houdini for the next two weeks.
Andy: I'm telling mom!

by RBAK July 11, 2016

Purple alien gang

An alien gang in GTA online drives vans and whacks people with baseball bats. Main rival to the green alien gang.

Damn bro I was jumped by the purple Alien gang earlier that shit was intense.

by Big-digger-nick April 30, 2020

Purple Jerkin

The act of twisting one's penis until it's purple, then masturbating furiously.

"Yo, I'm straight purple jerkin right now."

"Last night I purple jerked so hard I popped at least 8 blood vessels."

by Tungsten Pimp January 19, 2022

purplemonkeydishwasher

A nonsensical phrase uttered at the end of a 'Telephone-pass it on' gossip game/parody in an episode of The Simpsons.

*In "The PTA Disbands", an episode of The Simpsons, Bart attempts to spread "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute" throughout the crowd of Springfield Elementary School teachers. By the time it reaches Mrs. Krabappel, it has turned into "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute, purplemonkeydishwasher."

*Taken from Wikipedia

Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purplemonkeydishwasher

by Todd D-izzle December 7, 2006