Premature ventricular contractions

When your heart skips a beat. Usually because of a person you are interested in.

I like that boy so much. He gives me premature ventricular contractions everytime I see him.

by roaritsme January 4, 2012

Paroemiac

A well known xbox live player from 'Call of Duty'

Paroemiac ownz all those American noobs

by Paroemiac October 8, 2008

prematated

(adj) Describing an object, person, or situation that is ill-formed, damaged, or just plain messed up.

Likely from "premature" + "mutated".

First known occurrence in common parlance: January 1987, Atlanta, GA.

"Don't be smokin' crack and drinkin' 'cause you'll have them prematated babies."

"I can't believe she's wearing the dress that her mother made to prom--it's totally prematated."

"She was really kind of pretty until she got that botched facelift, and now she looks all prematated."

by clevtrou July 2, 2009

Premen

Precum. Before you blow your load, there's the sticky sneak attack of semen. (Pre- semen).

She was dry-humping me so much I filled the hot tub with premen.
Pulling out isn't an effective form of contraception, because you can be screwed over by the premen.

by DTPS February 10, 2010

Premature Ejaculotion

1. When your hand lotion (or any lotion) explodes before you are ready to use it.

2. When lotion squirts out of the pump in an unexpected and undesired location.

1. Person: Fuck, my hand lotion is all over the inside of my bag - talk about premature ejaculotion.

2. Person: Eff, there is ejaculotion all over the floor, where is a towel?

by KC Royals November 30, 2011

Premature Evacuation

Having to get off the toilet faster than desired because one of your young children has to use the potty.

I was a victim of premature evacuation because Timmy needed to use the potty.

by Daddydef February 20, 2015

premature ejaculation

Usually you cannot control it, its when a woman is someone you think is hot and she does something sexually arousing like spanking her ass, then you just let it go uncontrollabley.

Hot Girl: Hey y'all!

Boy: Damnit I had premature ejaculation.

by premature ejaculation happens September 8, 2009