Procrasturbate

The act of putting off something for the sake of masturbation.

Guy one: I can't go to the movie right now!
Guy two: What are you going to do? go home and PROCRASTURBATE?

by Williamjmcelroy August 15, 2009

procrasturbation

what you do when you want to waste time before studying (procrastinate by masturbating)

"man i love procasturbating"

by steen tee April 18, 2003

procrasturbate

To put something off by taking time to masturbate.

"Hey bro, did you do the homework yet?"
"Nah, dawg, I've been procrasturbating all afternoon."

procrasturbate

by Family Julz January 21, 2009

Procrastibation

Procrastibation: The act of engaging in a brief interlude of premeditated masturbation, While something else of obvious importance is left idle.

I have work at 10, well its 9:55 just enough to get some Procrastibation in, i'll just tell me boss my car wouldnt start.

by Tron =] May 14, 2010

procrasturbation

The act of getting off while putting things off.

The cure for writer's block? Procrasturbation.

by oohxlala July 25, 2010

procrastibate

wasting time playing wit yourself

I procrastibate until that paper is due that's why i fail.

by ihpo March 22, 2010

Procrasturbation

Putting off an important task until later, so you can masturbate.

My research paper isn't done, because I clicked a link that took me to a page full of big titties, and I spent the next two hours procrasturbating.

My biggest failure in school was letting procrasturbation get in the way of my homework.

by oogie woogie boo October 12, 2009