procrastinate

what you are doing right now.
get back to work

in response to accusations of grade inflation in the US colleges, alluc.org was developed to devastating effect. And by now my show is done downloading and I must get back to 'procrastinate' ing.

by johnsmith101 December 14, 2008

Procrastinative

The adjective of procrastinate: (1) to put off intentionally and habitually (2) to put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done

I know have not done my assignment yet, I'm being procrastinative.

by sevendaystudios May 8, 2008

Productive procrastination

Productive procrastination is efficiently accomplishing everything except for the thing that you most need to do.

I need to write this term paper but before I get started on that I should work out, go grocery shopping, do the laundry, do my readings for the week, and check Facebook... Productive procrastination.

by Valiant Chinchilla January 22, 2014

procrastination

Work pays off later. Procrastination pays off now. The cycle of work in reverse: you feel good lounging around but you realized you screwed up later.

(Looking at F) "Darn I guess I shouldm't have procrastinatingfor that test, huh?"

by nikkan_hanil September 15, 2004

Procrastinating

You're doing that right now aren't you? Get off the internet and do your homework.

No seriously, stop procrastinating right now and get off the internet. Don't try and go to a new tab. Do your homework!

by electricspider93 September 28, 2014

Procrastination

Procrastination is a term used to identify with most people aged from 11-forever. Procrastination is the process by which one gets bored doing meaningful work and proceeds to go trolling for memes or other things on the internet. One form of procrastination is ironically coming up with the defintion of procrastination which happens to be what im doing right now.

PROCRASTINATION. 'NUFF SAID.

by AsTheWindBlows July 14, 2016

semi-productive procrastination

(noun) what you do when you don't feel like working but aren't procrastinating either. instead, you're being semi-productive regarding what you should be doing. instead of doing your work, you're doing something related to it but completely unnecessary.

also: (verb) to semi-productively procrastinate.

also: (adj.) a semi-productive procrastinator.

DIFFERENT than productive procrastination because you're NOT being fully productive with random things other than your work, nor are you being fully productive with your actual job.
rather, you ARE being somewhat kinda productive towards what you should be doing (but aren't).

similar to quasimultislacking but not exactly.

friend: "i'm working on that current events assignment for tomorrow, how 'bout u?"
semi-productive procrastinator: "yeah me too! i've spent the past 20 minutes trying out different fonts."
friend: "that semi-productive procrastination will be the thing that brings your GPA down."

by effyes September 25, 2010