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Procrastifarming

Procastifarming is the art of delaying your real world tasks by immersing yourself in the world of farmville.
Martin: "Oh hey Dave, have you finished the excel sheets I sent you"

Dave: "Uuuhh... I got some calls from the client so..." thinks.. FUCK I shouldn't have been Procrastifarming
by DirtyMcCurdy April 24, 2010
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Procrastifaking

When a muth-fucka take all damn day to do a simple ass task.
And still doesn't finish it, after several attempts.
Dave: Alon did you do your homework?
Alon: Umm... Damn dogg I sholl forgot
Dave:Yo ass be procrastifaking.
Alon: Nigga fuck you.
by De$ha mutha-fuckin G March 5, 2011
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Procrastigame

Man, I procrastingamed so bad today I didn't get shit done.

Fuck this homework, I think I'm just going to procrastigame as long as I can.
by __Meeshee__ September 16, 2011
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procrastafacing

Me: Have you got your assignment done yet?
Friend: Nah, I've been procrastafacing all afternoon.
by blessandrespect October 22, 2011
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Procrastifail

n. Occurs when someone procrastinates so much, there is no other word for it. even a failure at life ranks above a procrastifailure.
Hey, why don't you go fix that leak?

Okay, I'll do it later.

But it's been like that for two months. You always say you'll do it later.

Exactly. Later, as in, not in the foreseeable future.

Dude, that is such a procrastifail.
by IngolfrShadow October 5, 2011
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Procrastibate

To wait to the very last minute for masturbation to the point where you almost are caught in the act.
Man, my parents went out for lunch but I waited till 2:00 to get up and beat off. They were already on their way home when I started to procrastibate.
by OldKingClancy3131 January 7, 2012
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Procrastibate

A period of time used predominantly in males where time is wasted by way of self felatio.
Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.
I'm not late, I procrastibate
by fraj23 March 3, 2012
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