Procastifarming is the art of delaying your real world tasks by immersing yourself in the world of farmville.
Martin: "Oh hey Dave, have you finished the excel sheets I sent you"
Dave: "Uuuhh... I got some calls from the client so..." thinks.. FUCK I shouldn't have been Procrastifarming
Dave: "Uuuhh... I got some calls from the client so..." thinks.. FUCK I shouldn't have been Procrastifarming
by DirtyMcCurdy April 24, 2010
Get the Procrastifarming mug.When a muth-fucka take all damn day to do a simple ass task.
And still doesn't finish it, after several attempts.
And still doesn't finish it, after several attempts.
Dave: Alon did you do your homework?
Alon: Umm... Damn dogg I sholl forgot
Dave:Yo ass be procrastifaking.
Alon: Nigga fuck you.
Alon: Umm... Damn dogg I sholl forgot
Dave:Yo ass be procrastifaking.
Alon: Nigga fuck you.
by De$ha mutha-fuckin G March 5, 2011
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Man, I procrastingamed so bad today I didn't get shit done.
Fuck this homework, I think I'm just going to procrastigame as long as I can.
Fuck this homework, I think I'm just going to procrastigame as long as I can.
by __Meeshee__ September 16, 2011
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Get the procrastafacing mug.n. Occurs when someone procrastinates so much, there is no other word for it. even a failure at life ranks above a procrastifailure.
Hey, why don't you go fix that leak?
Okay, I'll do it later.
But it's been like that for two months. You always say you'll do it later.
Exactly. Later, as in, not in the foreseeable future.
Dude, that is such a procrastifail.
Okay, I'll do it later.
But it's been like that for two months. You always say you'll do it later.
Exactly. Later, as in, not in the foreseeable future.
Dude, that is such a procrastifail.
by IngolfrShadow October 5, 2011
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Man, my parents went out for lunch but I waited till 2:00 to get up and beat off. They were already on their way home when I started to procrastibate.
by OldKingClancy3131 January 7, 2012
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Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.
Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.
by fraj23 March 3, 2012
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