Proot

A more shorter way to say Protogen; a Protogen is a furry species.

Have you seen that proot suit? It’s so cool, wonder how long it took for the LEDs.

by br15k September 1, 2023

Battlefuck promotion

The act of a superior promoting a subordinate by having inappropriate relations with them and by virtue thereof, giving the subordinate the rank equal to or one higher than the superior. Normally seen in the military.

"Hey man, have you noticed that Private Doe has been acting like her shit doesn't stink lately? - Yeah. Rumor has it that the boss gave her a battlefuck promotion."

by USArmyK9 April 14, 2014

Self-Promote

When u gotta pimp out ur own shit cuz u caint get no otha pimp on it. They all like NAH so u start sellin it on ya own.

"Dearest Mr. Pimp, while I appreciate your continued offer of services, I have decided to branch out and self-promote my exquisite goodies and will hereby be representing myself evermore. I apologize for any inconvenience or financial hardship that this revelation might cause you and your closest of kin."

by pimpwiggly 24/7 January 9, 2017

chili probation

When you're eaten so much chili that your body stops functioning normally and it is no longer medically sound to eat any more.

Dude I had so much chili today that I can barely walk. Think I'm on chili probation for a bit.

by fosterfrancis March 1, 2021

Fart Probation

The period of time when you cannot trust fart because you had what you thought was just a far, but it was a shart or worse

Oh man, I need to find a toilet, I'm on fart probation since I sharted yesterday.

by Fartprobation April 18, 2022

stupidest promotion ever

Urban dictionary's "buy a ____ mug for your guy trump"

"Hey, did you see urban dictionary promote trump in a really awkward and clunky way?"
"Yes, that was the stupidest fucking thing ever."
"Yeah... stupidest promotion ever, dude."

by Soniccarcrashsim February 16, 2023

prankin and promotin

Just simply trolling someone. Also trying to “get off” on some as others on instagram would describe it.

Her: “he just prankin and promotin”

You: “he keep tryna get off thinkin she funny and shi.”

by nana .. June 25, 2023