poned

To ram in the ass; to buttfuck in a gay or lesbian manner. Not to be confused with the word pwned as they do in fact mean two entirely different things.

I poned you (I buttfucked you).

You just suffered some major ponage! (You just suffered some major ass-rammage).

by blackholedying October 12, 2008

poned

Something the Jonas Brothers messed up. Poser lingo for the internet slang word 'pwned' as in being owned or disgraced by someone else.

10 Year old Jonas Brothers Fan: Omg liek you got poned.

Me: Its 'pwned' you stupid fuck

by ItAiNmTOSCA November 4, 2008

Preddy

An obsessive and compulsive fan of anything and everything Predator. A Preddy is pretty much the same breed as a Trekie but not a fan of the Star Trek series.

He's easy to shop for. Just get him something with Predator on it and he will be happy. He is a world class Preddy!

by Hcaz Sakraf February 1, 2008

predatory pregnancy

The act of a woman secretly going off the pill in hopes of having her unknowing partner impregnate her and trapping him with a paternity suit and/or child support nine months later.

"Tim just got sued by his ex for child support for her new baby, even though they broke up a year ago. The paternity test was positive, and she hasn't been with anyone else since. This stinks of a predatory pregnancy."

by Dr. Claw March 3, 2009

poned

A word to used in place of "majorly stoned" when you are in a public place. poned = blazed to the max (from smoking weed).

"I only had two hits of that grade and I am soooo poned."

by Mistress Q February 6, 2008

Poned

To have had sex. Not the same as pwned.

"Dude, I totally poned her last night!!"

by Applehead08 March 9, 2010

Predalingus

A sexual act, similar to cunnilingus, wherein the 'performer' places the backs of both hands to their cheeks and inserts all of their fingers and their tongue into the female genitalia, and shouts "blarffl" in an impression of the eponymous villain from the 1987 Arnold Schwarzenegger classic 'Predator'.

"BLARFFL BLARFFL BLARFFUNKL"

- Dude, I totally gave this chick mad predalingus last night!
- That's balls nasty, man. Yous a player and no mistake!

by cipher_d June 10, 2009