Penis Potato 

The new word for dictator. It will make history MUCH more interesting...

Teacher: "Hitler was one mean, awful Penis Potato."

Penis Potato by erinbirdy July 10, 2010

Gym Potato 

A person who goes to the gym, but does not workout. They walk around slowly watching others workout and think of themselves doing the work. As like when someone watches Karate Kid and then thinks they know karate.

"Dude look at the girl sitting over there."
"Yeah I know, she hasn't done anything at all."
"Total gym potato."

Gym Potato by jake the snake141414 April 15, 2010

Potato war 

The great potato war is a 2sided war on hypixel skyblock that opposed the first and second biggest potato farmer in the game. The great potato war lasted 9month, where both Technoblade and Im_a_squid_kid (the two protagonists) raves to see who would be the first to farm 500million potatoes. With both sides using advanced techniques, spies and monitoring each other playtime / sleep. The greatest achievement was Technoblade rounding Im_a_squid_kid to 8 different colleges. After an update that added auto replanting crops, both sides started farming 10-12hours a day on average. Technoblade was victorious and earned a potato crown with written on it “ All men can see these tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolve”. Sun tzu.

Person 1: Oh hey mark what are you watching?
Person 2: I am watching the great potato war saga again?
Person 1: isn’t that the trilogy Technoblade uploaded that made me subscribe to him ?
Person 2: Yes it is!
Person 1: Are you subbed to him?
Person 2: No I haven’t yet I think I will
Person 1: you should subscribe to him right now or you’ll die .

Potato war by Wateroflava October 14, 2020

Hipster Hot Potato 

The phenomenon of people in a argument, each trying to dismiss the others opinion by claiming it is the opinion a hipster would have.

Ladies and gentlemen, Hipster Hot Potato.
'You're a hipster' 'No YOU'RE the hipster' 'You're such a hipster you call other people hipsters' 'Only a hipster would say that'.

Hipster Hot Potato by KidMash July 11, 2010

hot potato 

a difficult problem that nobody wants to be associated with

Lets see how the manager handle a hot potato like that.

hot potato by The Return of Ligth Joker October 2, 2009

Potato Pancake

What Walter Bedeker's wife Ethel is; from the Twilight Zone episode "Escape Clause".

Walter Bedeker: Ethel, YOU are a potato pancake; you're as tasteless as a potato pancake.

Potato Pancake by MarbleRyeOne December 11, 2010

Mrs. Potato Head 

A term used for someone who is known to have had numerous plastic surgeries to enhance their looks when considering the face.

John: Damn Nick, Ashley's becoming quite the Mrs. Potato Head with that nose job.

Nick: yeah...now if only she'd do something about those small tits

Mrs. Potato Head by Dannnyyy June 15, 2013