sauce possum

a female who gets really drunk and horny, but is so wasted by the time u get her to your bed to slay her that she lays dead on the bed like a possum in the road.
Wake up bitch! I ain't got time for no sauce possum slut like you!
by Shadie August 23, 2006
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Mud possum

Listen to that terrible rap he must be a mud possum
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Possum Day

A hillbilly holiday created for the tv show "Beverly Hillbillies". This holiday is the central theme for the episode titled "Possum Day" which aired October 13, 1965.
We need to get ready for possum day.

Happy Possum Day Jed!
by Squirrel Empress May 06, 2021
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pound the possum

to have intimate relations with a woman who is so hirsute that you'd need a rainbow to find the pot of gold.
I tried to pound the possum last night with that cougar i picked up, but after considerable frustration i finally had to get out the old weed wacker.
by clotshit January 05, 2011
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possum juice

1. Roadkill

2. When you're fucking your girl on her back playing dead until someone cums.

3. Also known as "juicing"
"That was some great possum juice last night babe

"Yo do you see that possum juice splayed out on the road?"
by PossumJuice July 13, 2017
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possum lips

When someone has very thin lips that resembles a possum's lips.
Jalin has some possum lips.
by 870savage February 24, 2017
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petting the possum

feeling her up or playin with the cat
i made it all the way to 3rd base with her and she let me play petting the possum.
by flipp March 14, 2007
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