a female who gets really drunk and horny, but is so wasted by the time u get her to your bed to slay her that she lays dead on the bed like a possum in the road.
by Shadie August 23, 2006
to have intimate relations with a woman who is so hirsute that you'd need a rainbow to find the pot of gold.
I tried to pound the possum last night with that cougar i picked up, but after considerable frustration i finally had to get out the old weed wacker.
by clotshit January 05, 2011
A typically homeless person often found scurrying around at night, often with a shopping cart. They can be seen darting across the street at night, usually in dark clothing, and may hiss when spoken to. They have been reported to "play dead" behind dumpsters and gas stations during the day.
by FFnytro September 20, 2022
A possum cunt is someone who can burn the midnight oil gambling and always come out on top. Like a possum, they maintain their composure all night, and as consistent winners, they are disliked by their opponents. Hence possums cunts.
by Opossums January 14, 2021
A hillbilly holiday created for the tv show "Beverly Hillbillies". This holiday is the central theme for the episode titled "Possum Day" which aired October 13, 1965.
by Squirrel Empress May 06, 2021
1. Roadkill
2. When you're fucking your girl on her back playing dead until someone cums.
3. Also known as "juicing"
2. When you're fucking your girl on her back playing dead until someone cums.
3. Also known as "juicing"
"That was some great possum juice last night babe
"Yo do you see that possum juice splayed out on the road?"
"Yo do you see that possum juice splayed out on the road?"
by PossumJuice July 13, 2017