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sauce possum

a female who gets really drunk and horny, but is so wasted by the time u get her to your bed to slay her that she lays dead on the bed like a possum in the road.
Wake up bitch! I ain't got time for no sauce possum slut like you!
by Shadie August 23, 2006
mugGet the sauce possummug.

Mud possum

Listen to that terrible rap he must be a mud possum
by anonymous May 10, 2022
mugGet the Mud possummug.

possum juice

1. Roadkill

2. When you're fucking your girl on her back playing dead until someone cums.

3. Also known as "juicing"
"That was some great possum juice last night babe

"Yo do you see that possum juice splayed out on the road?"
by PossumJuice July 13, 2017
mugGet the possum juicemug.

Possum cunt

A possum cunt is someone who can burn the midnight oil gambling and always come out on top. Like a possum, they maintain their composure all night, and as consistent winners, they are disliked by their opponents. Hence possums cunts.
He beat a bunch of people at the table last night? Yeh, he's a possum cunt.
by Opossums January 14, 2021
mugGet the Possum cuntmug.

Possum Biting

N. Also known as Possum wrestling. To engage another in a pseudo-wrestling match where one person is the "feisty possum" or "rabid possum." That person is the biter, who attempts to bite their opponent on the butt or sometimes stomach or other areas. The opponent must try to resist the "possum's" bite, and subdue the creature. Named after the vicious bite one can receive from an opossum. This game is most frequently played in the south, esp. by children.
"My sister and I 'possum bit' each other often as children, but we tried not to draw blood."

"I always did have fun possum biting with my next door neighbors."
by SouthernFriedChicken February 5, 2010
mugGet the Possum Bitingmug.

Patio possum

A woman or women who sit on their porch with wine in hand, Pretending they’re dead while people driving/walking by instead of waving.
I Wish those ladies would just wave back instead of acting like a patio possum.
by Teej4real February 28, 2021
mugGet the Patio possummug.

Possum Punch

To hit a lady in the vagina.
Can't believe that chick got possum punched by a dwarf!
Shut up or I'll possum punch you!
by factmachine November 24, 2014
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