Poofy Tool

A gruesome homosexual act involving stretching your urethra so a male friend can stick his cock in it

"Sorry Dale, I haven't got time for another Baileys, Elton's waiting at home for a quick round of Poofy Tool"

by T Boor June 30, 2008

pooty booty

When get up from pooping, and there's a little piece of shit still in your ass.

"So I got up from taking a shit, and I had a pooty booty!

by NRSchertz October 27, 2014

Poofter Chook

An outcome to one's detriment resulting from an incorrect decision.

Akin to stepping on one's own appendage.

We really Poofter Chooked ourselves by taking that shortcut.

I completely Poofter Chooked myself when I agreed to take this job.

by Singapore Charlie June 15, 2010

poofter

A slang term for a homosexual.

(can also be used when joking around with mates)

1)Dave, what the fuck is wrong with you? I saw you kiss another guy! You're a fucking poofter!

2)Me: Pay the tab
Friend: Nah fuck you
Me: You fuckin poofter! Pay the tab NOW!

by Penis November 26, 2004

Pooty Toot

Verb: It is when a woman farts. It is characterized by a more feminine fart, usually sounding airy and light.

Example of a use in a sentence: "Girl, did you just fart?" "No baby, I just pooty tooted."

by Trixxy Klugenstein November 1, 2009

Poofy

1. One of those curious little replacements of the washcloth in the shower, that have a poof-like appearance. Also pronounced as "poofeh".

Don't you just love those poofies in the shower?

by x Ant e Dote November 14, 2003

pootystank

the awful smell that wafts up from an unclean pussy

that girl has a bad case of pootystank

by Uncle_Mel February 22, 2010