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Pantene Poon-tang

When in anticipation of very desirable oral sex you go to the extra trouble of using a small dollop of shampoo between your legs.
Thereby leaving your pubic hair,,shiny,lustrous, and dare i say manageable?
With a nice evening of tasty paste planned at a very cute bistro, I felt it only appropriate to include some Pantene Poon-tang on the menu..
by DaynaS March 30, 2008
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Pocono Mountain East High School

this high school is a void. an endless wormhole that is in existence for one sole purpose. to slowly and painfully extract 4 years of your precious life. avoid at ALL costs.
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poon magnet

1. An object or creature thats helps the owner to get laid

2. A giant magnet that attracts vaginas
He used the poon magnet (dolphin), to get laid.

The poon magnet immediately dropped her pants.

Men bring poon magnets to help them score chicks.

Dolphins are bigger poon magnets then cars.
by prokevinmusic February 19, 2008
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Poon Pioneer

A "Poon Pioneer" is someone who explores unchartered virgin waters, deflowers and leaves his "mark" behind.
Mike: *breaks hymen*
Hannah: "You sure are a really experienced poon pioneer, aren't you?"
Mike: "Mazel tov baby!"
by worms4lyfez April 2, 2011
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Nom de poon

The fake name chosen by a pornstar because they don't want to use their real name. Like a nom de plume, but for adult movie stars instead of authors.
Jennifer Massoli is a famous adult movie star, but you probably know her by her nom de poon, Jenna Jameson
by ahirebet June 10, 2010
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Poon Tag

The act of gaining a sexually transmitted disease from a poon, which a bro has previously engaged in coitus with.
X: Mayte, I totally banged your ex last night!

Y: Did you use rubber?

X: Hell no mayte!

Y: HAH! You better get checked out, you've been totally poon tagged!
by Nearchow November 24, 2011
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pogonophile

Kate: I love Bill Bailey, hes so hot
Beth: You're such a pogonophile
by Core 1986 June 23, 2007
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