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Politics

Something that makes people feel like human affairs are important, despite the fact that our entire planet- nay; solar system- nay; galaxy could be wiped from existence without altering the universe in any perceptible manner.
Imagine spending your entire lifetime discussing a single electron orbiting a single hydrogen atom bonded in a single water molecule lining the digestive tract of a security guard at Kohl's with no consideration for anything else in the world. That is more or less what politics are like.
by Cadaei June 16, 2011
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Politics

A bunch of rich people in a room yelling at each other pretending to get things done, basically a big circle jerk on the people they represent.
Modern politics is a complete waste of time, and people would be better off electing a potato as their representative it would accomplish just as much as their current representatives do.
by DOJOMASTER January 1, 2015
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politics and chill

When you go over a partners house to have sex and politics is playing in the background
"Hey you want to politics and chill"
"What can I do"
"Anything you like just make sure it's legal we got Donald trump watching"
by Lah December 4, 2015
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Politics and chill

Politics and chill is for 40 year olds enjoying Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton too much.
Guy,"Yo heard the elections lately?"

The girl hesitates.
Girl,"I know what you want"

Guy,"Wanna"

Girl screams!

Girl,"Politics and chill!"

And that is how Donald Trump was made, because The Girl found out the Boy was her brother,
and when Trump was born he was dropped on his head 14 times.
by Thebootybythesecondman August 12, 2016
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ploitical revolution

noun

is a social movement, uprising or revolt by the common class against the arbitrary powers and authority of political and economic elitist status-quo. Championing the cause for the revision of the institution of state from an entity of political and corporate bureaucracy, into an association of social idealism and ploitics.
new reactionary socialism champions the cause for a worldwide a ploitical revolution.
by Baron Neville July 12, 2017
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Science-politics

When a scientist disagrees with the other one's theory because he wants to be more famous.
Person a: Why he disagree with Einstein theory?

Person b: He's playing science-politics, wants to be more famous.

Person a: hahahahaha!
by Another edit November 4, 2009
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Miniskirt politics

A method of drawing people to a political viewpoint by displaying attractively dressed women who endorse the view and spout the propaganda.
The Republican party uses a lot of miniskirt politics. They have women in miniskirts run TV talk shows to get people to listen.
by The drawer December 7, 2011
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