fuck me please

a sentence that is used by horny females or passive gays

OH FABIAN FUCK ME PLEASE

by beste November 26, 2013

Bitch Please

A response used when someone says something stupid or when somebody tries you.

"I want you to eat me out". The guy responds, "Bitch please".

by Urban Dictionary January 26, 2004

pleaseme

A cliche phrase or saying that is rarely ever used in conversational English, but appears in bad prose, film, and television. Originated with the phrase, "I want to please you," usually said in terrible b-movies by a female attempting to engage a male in sex. The term is usually used in the pejorative, to mock or insult someone's speech or writing.

"You're all wet."
"Man, that is such a pleaseme."

"I could buy and sell you!"
"Could you try using an insult that wasn't such a pleaseme?"

"Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?"
"I guess, but that was a total pleaseme."

by Talmanes November 10, 2005

please kill me

something that someone says when they wanna die u feel

hey u guys i cant believe that just happened please kill me

by suspiciousleaf August 6, 2017

dear blank please blank

A popular website that accepts submissions by the general population in the form of a letter starting with "Dear......"

"Please......." ending in "Sincerly.....". Often a humurous or cynical comment on popular cuture or current events. Incourages procrastination.

I was on "dear blank please blank" the other day and I read the funniest thing.....
Dear God,
We could have sworn you said the ark left at 5....
Sincerly, Unicorns
haha

by ProcrastinationPro October 21, 2010

Mother Fucker Please

Used when responding to another persons outlandish request, claim, or statement.

Boss: "I need that report on my desk in the morning."

Employee: "Did you say in the morning? Mother Fucker Please."

by StumpEase November 9, 2010

Hipsta Please

it's like the same thing as saying to the hipster "yeah, right" or "give me a break". It's an urban style way to say "Hipster, Please stop your nonsense".

Hipster: I only listen to music that nobody know. That makes me different from everyone.

Me: Hipsta Please!

by Purple Little Star 0386 June 29, 2012