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Bologna Patch

The Giant slab of exposed skin on a balding persons head.
Balding that resembles a slab of Bologna.
Bologna Patch
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This is Bologna Patch.
by majere989 March 31, 2009
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Suede Patches

Clothing displaying profuse underarm sweating. Can also refer to the person with the profuse sweating.
“That lawyer must be nervous, check out her suede patches.”

"Check it out, Suede Patches over there he must have been on the treadmill for hours."
by SBoss2 January 29, 2009
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Battlefield 2 patch

A battlefield 2 patch is similar to a computer virus. The patch slowly degrades the game into a heaping pile of crap. With each major match, a series of smaller hotfix patches are required to fix the many flaws of the major patch. Even after the hotfix patches, the bugs are still rampant.
"OMG BF 1.3 patch is out we're SAVED!!!"

"This battlefield 2 patch is a patch to patch the patch of the patched patch which needed to be patched after the patch before the original patch was patched."
by Meijer's! May 31, 2006
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Patch mouth

The art of fooling people into thinking your doing it BIG for personal enjoyment or fulfillment
Foo ima Patch Mouth everyone on Facebook and Say i'm chilling in San Francisco when i'm really at my Mom's Crib
by dave uno October 15, 2010
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chin patch

A carefully shaved and trimmed patch of facial hair on the chin. Its is designed to tickle a womens vagina at one end while the tongue works the other.
women 1: So I met a guy the other night.
women 2: Oh really! Must have been nice.
women 1: It was sooo amazing... he worked me with a chin patch.
women 2: You lucky bitch!!!! I'm so jealous.
by ory ... for real.. look it up November 30, 2010
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patchouli

Hippie perfume ... smells like forest, pot and snuggling
This summer smelled like cigarettes and patchouli.
by Lucy October 22, 2004
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Patch of Grass

When somebody (usually girls) do not shave their legs and decide to wear ripped jeans with a big rip, so their leg hair shows.
Becky:Should I wear these ripped jeans, even though I haven't shaved in weeks?

Vicky: Well, if you want your patch of grass to show
by Zeelinny November 14, 2016
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