When trying to seduce a female, you must simply put your cock in a half filled pint glass( liquid of choice). once inserted the female will acknowledge how high the water level has increased, the higher the water level, the more masculine one will seem, increasing said males chances of reproduction
ben: did you fuck her ?
isaac : yes i did, thank god for the dick pint tho eh? wouldnt have hit without it
isaac : yes i did, thank god for the dick pint tho eh? wouldnt have hit without it
by dick pint February 25, 2023
Get the dick pintmug. Demon Pint - The one brand of beer that gets you absaloutley wobbled after 2-3 pints of it.
(applicable to the UK)
(applicable to the UK)
Big Larry - Heck Kev, iv had 2 pints of the San Miguel and I'm feeling rocked.
Little Kev - Aye, that's this pubs demon pint!
Little Kev - Aye, that's this pubs demon pint!
by JackH0121 August 6, 2019
Get the demon pintmug. Not appealing unless being spoken about children,
pint size also is an insult of magnitude when used on or referring to Adults. and or adolescents.
unless being used humorously
pint size also is an insult of magnitude when used on or referring to Adults. and or adolescents.
unless being used humorously
That lady "pint size" I don't like that.
Look at your little "pint sized" self (referring and speaking to a child or a animal)
Look at your little "pint sized" self (referring and speaking to a child or a animal)
by UnoYoko February 11, 2022
Get the pint sizemug. A girl who hangs around, has sex with meth dealers in exchange for their drugs. Pint hoes usual are homeless girls who steal, lie, cheat their way through life. They can’t take care of themselves and cling to whatever guy will give them attention. Pint hoes will always deny being a pint hoe that’s how you know they are pint hoes.
“Do you know Megan? “
“Yup, she will suck anyone’s dick for meth”
“Just like Haley, fuck they are such pint hoes.”
“Yup, she will suck anyone’s dick for meth”
“Just like Haley, fuck they are such pint hoes.”
by Thisisntmyfirsttime September 9, 2019
Get the Pint Hoemug. To celebrate their anniversary, Jimmy's Pub is offering their appies and pints special two hours early!
by Babblefingers June 3, 2017
Get the appies and pintsmug. A person who sips the same pint all night and does not understand how rounds of drinks work in a group.
Ronald sipped his pint that i bougth him all night and left me with an empty glass when it was his round! Ronald is a pint dodger...
by rolf harris nistleroy cuba September 3, 2009
Get the Pint Dodgermug. Someone who is always seen holding his pint, afraid to leave it on a table or bar counter for whatever reason. Also common in many party photographs.
I went through the photographs of James' party last night. Peter was holding a ruddy glass of Guinness in every photo, he's a real pint protector.
by James the Paranoid Android November 1, 2009
Get the Pint Protectormug.